Category Archives: Eye Candy

Delicious… Rosee Divine


When it comes to women, I have a few types that I prefer to pursue. My preferences are what they are and have been refined over the years. I became aware Rosee Divine, French born artist and former model, after Drake related tabloid bullshit. I googled her and my goodness gracious! She’s everything I love about being alive on this planet. Now look this isn’t objectification but an APPRECIATION and I’d love to appreciate her in person one of these days.  Continue reading

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No Ordinary Love… Kehlani


I might have to fight PartyNextDoor one of these days but all’s fair in love and war. Kehlani is my perfect match. I’d swear that to any God that you choose to believe in. Some people want Beyonce, Rihanna, and other want to eat Jhene Aiko’s groceries but Kehlani just does it for me. She has a great voice and can hold her own as a performer but that’s just a portion of why I dig her. Her tattoos? My goodness… She’s just sexy and I’d really buy her all of the Krispy Kreme creme filled donuts that she likes because that’s what a true smoothed out player from the streets that out to get his does for a woman that he loves. Continue reading

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No Ordinary Love…. J-Lo


You have to give it up. Jenny from the block still got it and I still want it. Some women don’t age gracefully. A number of them take that long hard L after 30, but there’s a chosen few that stand the test of time and age like fine wine. Jennifer “Thighs that still make Diddy cry” Lopez is still a killer at 46. Please know that my love for latina women will never die. My ex, bless her crazy soul, is a mixture of Puerto Rican and Dominican, and I went through many late night withdrawal sessions. J-Lo, I may not ever bump your music with a good conscience although “I’m Real” with Ja Rule knocked 2001, you’re one of the baddest. Shout out to the Bronx!

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Amber Rose…. Damn Damn Damn James!!!


Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa… I didn’t understand then but now… for f*cks sake do I now… I don’t know what I say… By all means I do not mean to objectify her but cot damn it man… she is EVERYTHING… I’d have to step my game up on ALL levels to kick it with her… I saw her once in Philly at a Wine & Spirits Store for some kind of signing but I didn’t say shit… I knew better. Continue reading

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Sara X Presents: A Very Sara Xmas

I love the holidays. It feels everyone with the spirit to merry and it’s nice to be naughty and naughty to be nice. Sara X … you are a patriot and I salute you for such an amazing, tear inducing talent. BOOB TWERKING!… Sweet Yeezus! AND she has tattoos yo… Check out the B-Roll video below. Continue reading

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Dear Rita Ora…


Rita Ora… you are bad as f*ck and I appreciate your presence in this world. I loved you since you first came into the game and that feeling will never die. Keep doing your thing and once I stack my bread up, I’m coming to see you … but I don’t know how long that will take so uh.. yeah…

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Dear Beyonce….


I tell you this… cot damn it… right now… on the strength of intelligent pimpin’ that I BE ON… girl you just got all the love that I could ever deliver… I hardly know any words to your songs and that’s okay but the way that you look right here?! Thy Lord hath found thee to be thine resurrection! Hallelujah! Praise your curves! Amen or should I say A-Woman… Definitely bowing my head to pray.

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