For The Day: 88 Keys x Kanye West “Stay Up (Viagra)”

“Try imagining something passionate
Between you Cassie and Kim Kardashian
Maybe that’ll work when you get to hit that ass again”Kanye West

In Spring/Summer of 2007, Kanye West dropped his Can’t Tell Me Nothin’ mixtape which featured a one minute and 50 second snippet of the 88 Keys and Kanye West collaboration “Stay Up (Viagra)”. I had to wait an entire year for 88 Keys to release it as a single.The flip of Imagination’s “All Night Loving” and of course anything from post Late Registration – pre Graduation ‘Ye were nothing less than dope. 

Here’s the segue: I never EVER had to use Viagra or Cialis but there was a moment when I couldn’t “stay up”. Back during my collegiate era, I attended a party in Manayunk where I wound up hooking up with a freshman that always gave me the “vibe”. Now, the entire night, and this may be TMI but please take heed, I was hard as a rock and READY to take to “a whole…. nutha….level”. I was erect for so long, the blood started to leave my brain, which is suffice to say that I was HAPPY to finally head back to my dorm with the young lady in tow. Once we arrived, clothes came off and fun was about to be had until I tried to put on the condom and the pipe fell flat. If the pipe had a sound it would’ve sounded like this and that hurt my pride more than anything. I tried everything that I could to get it up but NOPE! MAN DOWN! MAAAAAN DOWN! It hasn’t happened since then and I’ve been groovy for over a decade. WORD!

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